Answering Machine Messages


Here you'll find just under 600 assorted, funny answering machine messages. Why be stuck with the usual dull "Hello, we're not at home. Please leave a message.", when you can have a famous movie star, cartoon character or any humourous one you like.

Just click on the one you want and it will play in your browser, or right click and select "Save file as" to download it to your computer.

All of these messages are free for the taking, so enjoy.

Assorted



Celebrities



Garfield



Singing



Looney Tunes